Top Five: Signs That She Will Do Anal

1. One of the hobbies listed on her dating profile is, “Fitting big things into very tight things, if you catch my drift.”

2. During your first date, she constantly shifts around in her chair. When you ask if her chair is uncomfortable, she replies with, “My chair’s fine, but my ass feels funny, like it doesn’t have anything inside of it.” Sloooooow wink.

3. She keeps asking you if you can “Rect-ify the situation.” Ex: “Wow! I am so bored…could you rect-ify that situation?” Sloooooow wink.

4. She has very passionate opinions on the subject of lubrication.

5. She has a tramp stamp reading, “Insert penis here,” with an arrow pointing into her ass-crack.