1. Dr. Everything-Shaped-like-a-Huge-Wang

2. Destructocroc, Jr. (Who Totally Lives up to the Detructocroc Name and Is in Many Ways Superior to the Original Destructocroc, DAD!)

3. Professor “I Have Conquered that Stuttering Problem”

4. General A-Lot-of-People-Live-with-Their-Moms

5. The Overlord of Idaho