REVIEW: Oreo Fudge Cremes

Though the commercial would have you believe that these cookies are off-the-charts amazing, they’re really not all that. In fact, what they really are, really-really, is just a Fudge-Covered Oreo missing its top layer. That’s it, pretty much.

I mean, they’re nice and all, but I’ve only eaten about four out of the package so far, and I think that’s really saying something.

I think it’s probably time for Oreo to stop fucking around with its formula and just accept that you can only make the world’s dullest cookie so exciting.

THE METRICS

• Yumminess: 3 of 5
• Spontaneous Verbal Ejaculation: 1 of 5
• Compulsion to Eat: 2 of 5
• Ad Campaign: 4 of 5
• Likelihood of Purchasing Again: 1.5 of 5
• AVERAGE: 2.5 of 5